[Run] Heard that they said that it's rainin' men But the offer that I make, it won't be made again You don't have to write, you don't have to call It's a one-time offer for nothing at all [DMC] And there's no red tape, I don't make it hard You don't need cash money or a Master Card I got easy terms, and a lay-away But I need a quick decision, and I need it today [Both] And if you find that you don't like my ways Well, you can send me back in 30 days [Run] Now have you ever seen a man with a guarantee? Well you're lookin at him now, cause the man is me And if you don't believe all the things I say I'm certified 'prime' by the USDA [Run] Now the name that I use is DJ Run And I'm a fast-talkin, slow-walkin, number one And if you don't believe all the words I say Then you're a natural born fool who's got to be that way [DMC] I got a 50 rating and a 50 share Every minute, every hour that I'm on the air And when I come to town, I'm on a big marquee
It says (DJ Run) and me, D.M.C [Both] And if you find that you don't like my ways Well, you can send me back in 30 days [Run] A good job and lots of money might not be enough And to satisfy your needs it may be rough But I take some care and treat you nice And if it ain't sufficient once, I cold work it out twice [Both] And if you find that you don't like my ways Well, you can send me back in 30 days [Run] I'm gonna give you everything that you ever need If you need a pint of blood, then I'll even bleed If you're lookin for a car, I will buy you two And if you're lookin for a pet, I'll buy a kangaroo [DMC] If you need a vacation, we can fly the world And you'll know I'll never look at another girl I'm a single-minded man, and my mind is set You're the lady of the '80s that I'm gonna get [Both] And if you find you don't like my ways Well, you can send me back in 30 days