You'll never guess What I found in the floorboards in the basement Next to the shovel Under the cold cold ground You'll never guess You'll never guess What I found in the earthen floor of the cellar Next to the boiler In the hot hot coals You'll never guess Not one for digging up the past I said let old ghosts die The bones in your closet Must be hung out to dry You'll never guess What I found buried beneath the apple tree Wrapped in linen And covered in lye
You'll never guess You'll never guess What I found outside in the rose garden Chopped to pieces And cleverly hid You'll never guess Not one for digging up the past I said let old ghosts die The bones in your closet Must be hung out to dry Not one for digging up the past I said let old ghosts die The bones in your closet Must be hung out to dry Not one for causing tidal waves Just let old dogs lie A tiny part of your brain Has simply has simply gone awry