Dangerous, you better watch yourself
Taking the stage we're gonna give you hell
Meticulous, yeah playing that beat
Peanut bu*ter man on the drummer's seat
Suspicious, no this sh** ain't stolen, no one's crazy
Enough to make the noise were blowin'
Ridiculous, yeah yeah we know, so don't ask questions
Unless you wanna know
This funked up beat is pulsing through my veins
Close my eyes then I feel no pain
We ain't making money so I better enjoy
Playing there beats, making that noise
You can beg me please but I won't stop
We're gonna ska 'til I fall dead an' drop
Some people say they don't understand
Uncle Albert's one of them, he's the man
Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert, what you say Uncle Albert
Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert, tell me why
Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert, what you say Uncle Albert
Uncle Albert, Uncle Albert
It's a wonderful feeling when we start to play
Busting out the everyday
It's a chance to get up that shelf
To be a part of something better than yourself
Uncle Albert's still looking at me strange
I know he won't get it, no he won't change
Some people say they don't understand
Uncle Albert's one of them, he's the man