Hit him with a pan the imposter man, ain't no excuse
Dump him in the van the imposter man, before it get loose
Sammy dons his black ski mask disguise
Stealin' peoples money to get high
Greasy people always get their way
Staunchy's pawnshop knows the man by name
He ignored the sign in spite, he picked the wrong b & e tonight
Here comes julianne t-fal in hand at her enemy
Hit him with a pan the imposter man, ain't no excuse
Dump him in the van the imposter man, before it get loose
Hit him with a pan the imposter man, you tied your own noose
Dump him in the thames the imposter man, before it get loose
Sammy lay there twitchin' on the floor
Julie dropped the pan and shut the door
She'd be damned if someone takes her things
Safe is her j**elery and vase of ming
Jules' brothers mike and doug, rolled him up in an area rug
When they returned she made them orange pecoe tea
Hit him with a pan the imposter man, ain't no excuse
Dump him in the van the imposter man, before it get loose
Hit him with a pan the imposter man, you tied your own noose
Dump him in the thames the imposter man, before it get loose