Yo, listen up Here's a story About a little girl who lived in an attic And all day and all night Them Nazi soldiers were lookin' for her And she sang a little something like this I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die Yo, get the keys to the ride Homie, we gotta fly We gotta flee Come on I, got me some rocks I got some weed in my socks Homie, we gettin' high Yeah I gotta army lookin' for me And this attic's gettin' too crowded for me Gotta go get a bus outta Germany Gotta rush, 'cause if them Nazis find me Then it's on to the train and off to the camp And it's not the kind of camp where you wanna be It's not the kind of camp with arts and crafts It's the kind where they make soap outta me This attic's gettin' too whack for me All I got is a bucket to crap and pee It s**s when you're stuck in the attic, B Ain't even got cable on this TV And my little laptop's got dial-up How'm I s'posed to see "Two Girls, One Cup"? And I can't make a call to order some grub Ain't even got service on my Blackberry Hitler, might as well give up 'cause I ain't comin' down And I ain't gonna be found It's my Bat Mitzvah We gonna get drunk And get this attic bumpin' down Everybody sing it now! I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die Yo, get the keys to the ride Homie, we gotta fly We gotta flee Come on I, got me some rocks I got weed in my socks Homie, we gettin' high Hey, yo! Why them Nazis waste their time on me? I'mma tryn'a chill with my homie It's fine, don't pay no dime I'mma be just fine, but keep on tryna' find me Kinda started, I liked this attic
It's not bad I ain't even mad It's rad I'mma have me a little party Manichewitz, instead of Bacardi And you're all invited Bring your posse You ain't gettin' carded We all gonna get retarded We gonna drink until we fart it And we gonna order pizza We gonna be hiring a DJ We gonna sing "Hava Nagila" We gonna be smoking our kilo This ain't something you wanna miss, man This gonna be a sweet Bat Mitzvah We gonna be in the VIP And we might even be throwing a bris b**h Ass Nazis ain't invited They try to get in, don't bother This party, it can be one of a kind Anne Frank Bash, 2009! I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die Yo, get the keys to the ride Homie, we gotta fly We gotta flee Come on I, got me some rocks I got weed in my socks Homie, we gettin' high I'm in an attic, an attic It's so sweet, it's so sweet I'm in an attic, an attic It's so sweet, it's so sweet I'm in an attic, an attic It's so sweet, it's so sweet I'm in an attic, an attic It's so sweet, it's so sweet (Attic, an attic It's so sweet, it's so sweet) (Attic, an attic It's so sweet, it's so sweet) (Attic, an attic It's so sweet, it's so sweet) (Attic, an attic It's so sweet, it's so sweet) I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die Yo, get the keys to the ride Homie, we gotta fly We gotta flee Come on I, got me some rocks I got weed in my socks Homie, we gettin' high I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die Yo, get the keys to the ride Homie, we gotta fly We gotta flee Come on I, got me some rocks I got weed in my socks Homie, we gettin' high