She was lickin' my nuts, nuts Eatin' my skeet, skeet Now I'm locked up, up Beatin' my meat, meat Open my eyes, yeah She was only seventeen We was sippin' on yak, yak She takin' her clothes off Now someone black's, Tellin' me to bend over I realize, yeah She was only seventeen My life is a story of trials and jailbait Why do I have a bis**ual cellmate? I told some hoe to get naked Now I'm in jail, And I'm gettin' bu*t raped, and Shoulda told her to show me some ID Before I know it, She was s**in' on my "D" In prison, I can't get into a gang So I'm gettin' gang raped by Mexicans I f**ed up my life Her bu*thole was tight But not worth doin' time 'Cause now I'm gettin' boned in mine I was up in her bu*t, bu*t Slappin' them cheeks, cheeks Now I'm gettin' love From a guy named Jesus Open my eyes, yeah She was only seventeen She was lickin' my dick, dick Givin' me bl**jobs Now I'm gettin' s**, When I'm droppin' the soap, and I realize, yeah She was only seventeen When I was gettin' laid, Her age was of no concern Now I'm gettin' AIDS Them gays are takin' turns And I just wish them homies would stop rapin' my cornhole Come on ya'll Go play basketball How could I have ever known That the hoe is underage I just wanted her to give me and my friends a couple handjobs Yeah I was all up in her muff I guess gra** on the field isn't enough I got a Jewish lawyer when I went to court But my judge knew exactly who I was And since when should a woman be allowed to be a judge?
They're all dumb She was lickin' my nuts, nuts Eatin' my skeet, skeet Now I'm locked up, up Beatin' my meat, meat Open my eyes, yeah She was only seventeen We was sippin' on yak, yak She takin' her clothes off Now someone blacks, tellin' me to bend over I realize, yeah She was only seventeen If you ever got a hoe to take her pants off And then the cops takin' you away in handcuffs And Chris Hansen's sayin' "Why don't you have a seat here with me?" Ninja please I shoulda never old a hoe to take her pants off I shoulda never nutted up inside her a**hole Because the s**m in her bu*t was evidence against me She told me she was forty three She was lickin' my nuts, nuts Eatin' my skeet, skeet Now I'm locked up, up Beatin' my meat, meat Open my eyes, yeah She was only seventeen We was sippin' on yak, yak She takin' her clothes off Now someone blacks, tellin' me to bend over I realize, yeah She was only seventeen I was up in her bu*t, bu*t Slappin' them cheeks, cheeks Now I'm gettin' love From a guy named Jesus Open my eyes, yeah She was only seventeen She was lickin' my dick, dick Givin' me bl**jobs Now I'm gettin' s**, When I'm droppin' the soap, and I realize, yeah She was only seventeen In the case of the people vs. Rucka Rucka Ali The defendant is found guilty Enjoy getting your bu*t f**ed by a man with many tattoos and questionable citizenship s** my balls