Someone black just stole my car How my kids gonna get to the water park? If you needed a ride just ask, Now I'm stuck at home, Guess I'll beat my wife Just wait 'til Jesus gets back He'll be real pissed off, That you did that He got some caps with your name on 'em, b**h a** Keep playin' game I'll pray for you, a**hole Hey everyone you should read the bible It says, don't do d**, And don't get s**ually aroused, When wiping your a** And make sure you don't f** anyone's bu*thole And don't give AIDS to your uncle 'Cause I come in the name of Jesus, Mary, and all them Nuckas! God is my guy I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ Satan can s** on my co*k tonight Some yellow n***a just burned my rice Let's go Jesus! Now don't k** your kid with a fork And don't f** your grandma when she's plugged into the wall And don't give bl**jobs for a dollar in a highschool bathroom, That's not cool And don't have s**, And don't get raped, And don't masturbate in your mama's basement And don't k** a baby,
With a coat hangar And keep Kosher just in case God, is the guy, that you don't wanna f** with 'cause He'll pop, all you dumb sh**s And He's been around, like a million years! And He's got a Son, And His name is Jesus And He died like a hundred years ago Who da f**'s Jesus? That's that one dude who's dead on a cross God is my guy I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ Satan can s** on my co*k tonight Some yellow n***a just burned my rice Let's go Jesus! Yo, I'm always praying, Like everyday in my church to Jesus, 'cause no one got their salad tossed like He did I'm saying God got got 'Cause no one cares about God, They just wanna roll with His kid, Jesus All my n***as are talkin' about... God is my guy I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ Satan can s** on my co*k tonight Some yellow n***a just burned my rice Let's go Jesus! God is my guy I'm rollin' with my ninja, Jesus Christ Satan can s** on my co*k tonight Some yellow n***a just burned my rice Let's go Jesus!