I think that every race
is a-okay
We all have something to be proud of
('cept white people)
I like very country the same,
even the ones where my own music's not allowed in
or the ones that wanna bomb us!
Women are as smart as me and you
No! No! It's true!
They could be president of this country,
I mean who cares?
There's already a black!
I love minorities
especially, people that get around in wheelchairs
That's hot!
I love everyone in the world!
Because no one is different than no one
Everyone is f**in' like someone
And if you fell like I do,
take your hand and touch my balls,
and sing along this f**in' song!
Black people are good at playing basketball!
Asians cook Chinee food on woks
Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico!
So s** on my co*k if you don't love everyone!
White people can tuck their shirts into their shorts!
They need Jews to fill their tax forms
Eskimos are best at hitting seals with clubs!
We could all learn from everyone lots of stuff
Sex, them Europeans
do it with kids,
it's like their proud of it or something
It's legal in their countries
Canadians, at age fifteen
can legally s** off dirty old man for money
No they can't!
OK, for free
That's right!
Everyone in the world's good
because no one is better than someone else is
I'm down with women's circumcision
So if you feel like I do,
(Your a h*mo)
Take your ba**sack and your bongo drum,
and sing this gay a** little song
Black people are good at stealing stereos!
They've got Jewish lawyers in court
m**ms are the best at flying into stuff
Not all m**ms, just most, and all it takes is most
Africans like lynching h*mos**uals
Cubans turn dil*os into boats
Germans kidnap girls and make them prostitutes
Everyone's special in their own gay little way
Arab girls have got to be sweaty
They put to d**h if they show they tittie
That's baller sh**,
I ain't even playin'
Lemme tell you what's the same about the
Swedish, Cha**idish Jews, Kelly and Regis
They're all f**in' crazy!
Except the Swedish, they're just lazy,
and love the penis
Yeah, those ladies in Sweden
got enough VDs to turn those dudes around them gay
And Frenchmen don't believe in bathing
and Haitians love a good earthquake
Caging a Mongol?
Russian tradition
Rape in the Congo?
As long as it's women
Taking a dump on someone else's culture and making fun of them just 'cause they're different
and making a song calling their country stupid, mixing the absurd with the true?
Don't to it
So if you hate racist humour,
get your pooper up,
and sing this f**in' song!
Black people are good at wheelchair basketball
They got shot,
and now cannot walk
Pregnant girls are stupid and impossible
Everyone's good,
no one is better than someone
White people can show black people how to vote
Blacks could teach them Jews to dance good
Blind black men can't play hockey, 'cause they're black
Helen Keller can't drive because she's a woman
Gary Coleman's gone
It was so sad,
he was so young
I mean he was like fifty-one
but it's sad.
because he looked like he was nine years old
Whatchu' talkin' about, Rucka?
His wife did it!
I love minorities