Everybody get up
My fellow Americans
It has come to my attention
A black man is
In the White House
Please rest a**ured
The Secret Service is looking into the matter
And the black man will be dealt with
Thank you
If you're talking
About me on your twitter
Or chatting with your neighbour
Calling me a white house n******g
I see you on the
N-S-A
I hear you on the
N-S-A
Why don't you say it
To my face?
You're talking sh*t about me
When you take off your clothes
Taking some titty picture
Posting them videos
For some old man to jerk it
I see you on the
N-S-A
I'm checkin' on the
N-S-A
Come rub them titties
In my face
Showing your tits without me...
Your Guns
I really want'em (I want your guns)
Let me hold on 'em (I want your guns)
I'll give 'em back and I need
Your funds
I need some money (I need some money)
Give me some money (Give me some money)
Hillary Rodham is a
Bull dyke
She munches carpets
She has hairy armpits
And we be tappin' on your
Phone Lines
When you talk 'bout me
When you insult me
You're saying f**k me
I can hear you talking sh*t
Telling people I ain't sh*t
s** my giant hairy dick
I FLY A ROCKET SHIP IN YOUR FACE
I hear you on the
N-S-A
I'm checkin' on the
N-S-A
You're talking 'bout me
Everyday
You're such a player hater
Hey f**k you Edward Snowden
Why you f**k with my sh*t for?
This guy is a hero?
He's another bum living at the airport
I see him on the
N-S-A
Drinkin' a pint of
Hennessy
Come catch a flight with me
Esse
I got drones circling in the
WHOLE WORLD
You wanna start sh*t?
Ya better watch it
I see the hobbit p**n that you watch
ONLINE
Oh, you embarra**ed?
Should I show your parents?
Whatcha get your a** kicked in the
LUNCHLINE
Ya little f*ggot
Dungeons and Dragons
You're just a 4eyed virgin
Book Worm
Ya feel like scr*pping?
Yeah bro come at me
My boys are strapping
When you're walking
minding your business
Or at home trying
heels and lipsticks
I'm watching you from
Air Force One
So before you talk sh*t
Be careful son
I monitor your
High-speed connection
To help you vote for me
next election
I watch you pee
For your own protection
I'm in your dreams
Like Inception
My skin is
Brown and white
When I'm in your kitchen
I blend in and hide
My ears are built in
Hearin'sh*t you say
Tell your children
I'm under the bed
Edward Snowden
You f**ked up, mah n**y
Ask Bin Laden 'bout
f**kin' with me
I went to show him
How I deal with hoes
Think I won't punch you
Where your penis grows?
Smack a b**ch
Get down
What's up now?
yeah
Would you like to twerk?
Everybody let's twerk
I really don't like to work
Yeah
s** my balls
Hey who cut the cheese?
Play the surveillance tape back
Hell no it wasn't me
I should put you in jail for saying that
Hey that's me on the
N-S-A
Stealing a thigh from
K-F-C
This must be some kind of
mistake
I was at home watching
Real House Wives
With all my daughters
Well the ones I know of
You know about keeping track of children and us
Black guys
Please don't arrest me
Here I'm confesing
Since when is stealing chicken
A crime?
I was really hungry
And I had no money
And they wouldn't accept my
Food Stamps
I'm really sorry
Let's play atari
I am Bengali
I'm from Benghazi
Ladies and Gentlemen of this
All white females jury of my peers
I look forward to my time in prison
Where I could easily find crack
And hangout with my good friend OJ
Spying on Americans is like uh
Saying the N-word
Only a black president can do it
hehe hehe
As your president
I replaced the bald eagle
With the fried chicken
Thank you
Four more years