I've got the smallest co*k that anyone has ever had
My co*k is so damn small that it gets lost in my hand
When I f** women with it, they never know when I begin
When I f** women with it, they always ask "is it in?"
I have a little co*k, a co*k, a co*k
I have a little co*k, have a little co*k, little co*k
It's just a real small micro wee, little co*k, a co*k, a co*k
My itty bitty little co*k, it's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little co*k, it's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)
It's how u make the water rock
It's not the size that counts (which is great cause)
I have a really little co*k
I drive a really big car to compensate for other things
I have an angry big dog, he's really loud and really mean
I watch a lot of news shows, I stand and scream at my TV
("U f**in a**hole Peirs Morgan!")
I don't want no black neighbors, they raise the co*k size average on the street (and the crime rate)
I have a little co*k, a co*k, a co*k
I have a little co*k, have a little co*k, little co*k
It's just a real small micro wee, little co*k, a co*k, a co*k
My itty bitty little co*k makes me entitled
To a handicap parking spot (makes me entitled)
I scream at the top of my lungs when I am at church
Hey Jesus f**in thanks a lot (when I am at church)
When b**hes see my co*k it doesn't end well
They always tryin not to laugh
When b**hes see my co*k they always say well
That really does explain a lot
I have a little co*k
They say size matters (it does not)
What really matters is how you handle what life throws at you
I'm embarrased when I'm standing in the bathroom by the pisser
With no divider in between em and I'm standing next to a black dude
co*k, a co*k, a co*k, I have a little co*k, have a little co*k, little co*k
It's just a real small micro wee, little co*k, a co*k, a co*k
My itty bitty little co*k, it's just the right girth
To pick a double bolted lock (it's just the right girth)
My itty bitty little co*k, it's just the right length
To stick in a new baby sock (it's just the right length)
It's not the size that counts (it's how the ship moves)
It's how you make the water rock
It's not the size that counts (which is great cause)
I have a really little co*k
I have a small wee wee