Here comes a motherf**in' goomba
Here to steal your hoe
When you find that b**h,
She'll be pregnant fo show
Sliding through crack pipes
Jumping over shells
Just another motherf**in' day in hell
I'm a dago, So pin a can of vago
Munchin magic mushrooms makes my day go
Better when a letter from the princess says,
Help Me!
And then a n***a's gone bust some heads
I jump on em' SPLAT!
And I crush them b**hes
My grumpy a** brother, Luigi, wishes
He could be like me, He'll never be like me
Cause I'm a P-I-M-P
I got 1 Up on you, So b**h f** your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two
I got the rape cape flying
to escape real smooth
and all my haters can taste this goo
I got 1 up, Wa**up
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a b**h to save
And all you b**h maid s**ers wanna f** with me
I jump on you and stomp your face
Mario Lopez, cut my gra**
Little android man with scissors on his dome
Never trust an android, cause I got a iPhone
Turtle with the wings, thinking we could play some games
Got a couple skinny turtles tossin' round a boomerang
The plant with the teeth, living on a vine
With no mind, and no conscious
He eats what he could find
And them ghosty a** n***as seem to be deaf and blind
Till you turn your back on em' they creep up from behind
Nevermind the baby goombas, I k**ed before they lived
Spilled their blood cold blooded
I could never be forgived by the turtle that I murdered
The one I took this cape from
What is it inside of me I'm trying to escape from?
Running to the right, I'm always running to the right
This endless cycle of excitement that I like to call a life
And when I die I try again, pretending this time will be different
I'm addicted, it's something I can never fight.
[Chorus]
I got 1 Up on you, So b**h f** your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two
I got the rape cape flying
to escape real smooth
and all my haters can taste this goo
I got 1 up, Wa**up
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a b**h to save
And all you b**h maid s**ers wanna f** with me
I jump on you and stomp your face
I got 1 up on you punk a**, broke a**, dirty dog
Good for nothing motherf**er, s** a dick hoe
So, come on some real game and get on my level
I'm in a secret world, But I'm from the ghetto
Who took my b**h now, I'm joke, a trick, ow
I run this sh** now, you ain't, you ain't sh**.
[Chorus]
I got 1 Up on you, So b**h f** your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two
I got the rape cape flying
to escape real smooth
and all my haters can taste this goo
I got 1 up, Wa**up
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a b**h to save
And all you b**h maid s**ers wanna f** with me
I jump on you and stomp your face
You know what I'm saying, it's like every time we deal with the same bullsh**
b**h says she got kidnapped, now I gotta go k** a thousand f**in' turtles
Them n***as endangered man, b**h says she loves animals
How you gon deal with this sh** hoe?
Next time I gotta come find you, I best be gettin up in that a**, hoe