Dear Santa,
this yo little cousin, Rucka Rucka Ali
First, I wanted to tell you, what a good a** mo'f**in' boy I been this year
I raised thirty-two dollars for Haiti,
and a buck-fifty to help BP
What? A n***a needs some skittles
Anyway,
for this year's Christmas,
all I ask you,
is a pound of purple pot,
the ability to seduce any b**h,
and for my videos to stop gettin' deleted every motherf**in' day
You give me the same bullsh** every Christmas,
and some sh** I did not ask for, and don't need to be here!
And for this year,
all I ask is for you to help a motherf**in',
brother out, for once
Ten seconds from you on the video blog,
talkin about, "yo quit deletin Rucka's sh**"
will come a long way with me, sir!
f** you!
I'm tired of your bullsh**!
And don't not never ask me for nothin' again,
if you don't come through this mo'f**in' time
Merry f**in' Christmas, b**h n***a!
fu*k YOU!
Sincerely,
Rucka Rucka Motherf**a Ali
PS: Ain't no cookies out, ain't none for you,
so keep your black a** out my cupboard, this year
PEACE!