[Chorus]
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
[Verse 1]
Look at me, I drew the face
Of the Prophet of the Islamic faith
Will I get k**ed by a Caliphate?
And should I accept this kinda fate?
Mo Hammad Mo Problems
Where's Charlie?
They shot him
Mo Hammad Mo Problems
Silly Moslems
You can take a piss on Jesus and it's fine, fine, fine
It's fine, fine, fine
It's fine, fine
But draw a picture of Mohammed
And goodbye, bye, bye
You die, die, die
[Verse 2]
You're gonna die
For some cartoon sh**
Tell me, are we four years old?
You got a gun
Over some bullsh**
Tell me, did we bomb a country you're from?
If God is great
He's friends with retards
Living in another millennium
You're gonna die
You're a cartoonist
m**ms are just tons of fun (bro)
[Chorus]
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
[Verse 3]
Mohammad isn't even real
Nor is Jesus, Jesus baby
Spoiler alert
We'll all be dead in a few short years
So when will you taste, you taste bacon?
You can take a sh** on Moses
And it's fine, fine, fine
It's fine, fine, fine
It's fine, fine
Draw the face of one Mohammad
And you die, die, die
Goodbye, bye, bye
[Verse 4]
You're gonna fly
Your camel dune ship (dune ship)
To k** me just for drawing a man?
That has a bomb inside his turban (turban)
How is your vagina so filled with sand?
If God is great (great)
Then do a Jihad
We'll blow you motherf**ers away
America (yeah)
The land of pizza (pizza)
And comic legends that like to rape (allegedly)
[Chorus]
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die baby
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
If you're a cartoonist
Then you die, die, die
[Verse 5]
We're gonna die
It's so cartoonish
Tell me, what is all this for?
Religion's all
So f**in' stupid
But I'm only afraid of one right now
If God is great
He's friends with retards
Living in another millennium
Mohammad bae
I wanna be friends
Please stop acting like a c*nt