(Rucka, it's Seymour Schwarz calling)
(Listen, I just saw your video on the internet)
(Why do you have do be so nasty?)
(With your words, makin' fun of people)
(Why can't ya be more like Weird Al Yankadick over there?)
(He's very nice, even for a Jew)
Rucka: RuckasNuckas for life
I still run red lights
Put my arm out the window
So they know i'm white
And the other round your mother
Cause she know I'm tight
YouTube get MAD
Cause they know i'm right
My sh** Is the sh**!
Backup Crew: Your sh** ain't sh**!
My sh** Is the sh**!
Backup Crew: Your sh** ain't sh**!
My sh** Is the sh**!
Backup Crew: Your sh** ain't sh**!
My sh** Is the sh**!
Backup Crew: Your sh** ain't sh**!
I'ma cat kicking crack loving
Throw a hater when it come to shove it
Oh sh**
When I bust it, I could f** my cousin
But who doesn't
So hows you wife and husband
Oh yeah (drool)
Yo what up Al
You call yourself weird
I've got nappy a** braids from my pubes to my beard
Little chains on them
I make it rains on em
I'd f** a vampire b**h with little fangs on em
Weird Al:
They call me skittles
I f** b**hes a little
Bust a nut in her bu*t and I tell her a riddle
Who's the guy over nine feet tall that you know
He makes music and he won't never go
They call me Al, who wants to be my pal
Let me get your number, I roll under cover
I got a job, working at the Quiznos
Number one album ?? San Francisco
Rucka:
You tube full of hax's
Deleting all my sh**
Leaving up all the f*gs so can sit up on a dick
Every f**ing video
Oh look, he's Asian
Freddy s**s helium
And other things we shouldn't mention
And a laughing baby, so funny, oh god
Tell your kid to leave the f**ing crib and get a job
YouTube full of b**hes
f** with me I have you gagging on your your mama's niblets
I got triplets taking niblets of my dick, till it spits on there tits
Which b**h on YouTube getting views and hits
The one that's on there ??
f** you and your crew, I'm a house hold name
You wouldn't move a sh** stain, you two b**h maid
I'm a star you a part time cartoon phony
I'm smoking all your dope while your hoes try to blow me, i'm not your homey, it's nice to know me
Run and tell your hoe she better have money for me
You tube full of hax's
Deleting all my sh**
Leaving up all the f*gs so can sit up on a dick
Every f**ing video
Oh look, he's Asian
Freddy s**s helium
And other things we shouldn't mention
And a laughing baby, so funny, oh god
Tell your kid to leave the f**ing crib and get a job
YouTube full of b**hes
f** with me I have you gagging on your your mama's niblets
I got triplets taking niblets of my dick, till it spits on there tits
Which b**h on YouTube getting views and hits
The one that's on there ??
f** you and your crew, I'm a house hold name
You wouldn't move a sh** stain, you two b**h maid
I'm a star you a part time cartoon phony
I'm smoking all your dope while your hoes try to blow me, i'm not your homey, it's nice to know me
Run and tell your hoe she better have money for me