Yo man, I'm Joe Kony. I adopt kids And teach them to fight the white man Here's my side of the story I live in Nigeria, I am a Nigero Everybody's starving here Because KFC is closed Please send 10 cents to me My address is (african language used here) I'm chief of mmdar urrdm dlolol Tribe My name is Joe Kony, I snatch kids from your tree While Jason Russell jacks off publicly, allegedly We are all living in the jungle, Dying from the hunger No one in the Congo has any clothes I'm a spear chucking fighter Cutting off vagina's I can read or write but i can go (Weird african language again.) We are all living in the Jungle, Jungle I live in africa We are all living in the Jungel, Jungle Bleeding from our bungholes Please give me a phone call, ask for joe We are a proud people living in Zimbabwe You can see our nipples inside of magazines You get email from me I'm prince of Uganda I give you money whats your bank account number I'm in the jungle raping with my uncle Sleeping in the bunker in Cameroun
I am a spear chucking fighter working for AlQaeda Go onto your flight with a bomb in my shoe We are all living in the jungle, jungle We all live in africa we are all living with no water Please send me a quarter I can eat my daughter we canibals Africa is a good good country Everyone here is wearing undies Bono came here and stayed with me I know that hes gay but proud he come to my sh*t country We must send these people aids Top of the morning to ya have you seen me lucky charms Would you like a potato? Jungle, Dying from the hunger No one in the congo has any clothes I am a spear chucking fighter, Cutting off vaginas I can't read or write but i can go (Weird african language yet again.) We are all living in the jungle, Jungle We live in africa We are all living in the jungle Bleeding from our bunghole Please give me a phone call ask for Joe Kony steals little boys and her jerks em off Kony steals little boys and her jerks em off Kony steals little boys and her jerks em off