[Hook] I hate Nickelback I hate Nickelback Oh yeah I hate Nickelback I hate Nickelback [Verse 1] They showed up Sometime around 9/11 I'm not sure But I think Al-Qaeda sent 'em They the worst thing Ever happened in music At least Kurt never had to listen to 'em Look They're Canadian What else can you say to them? They spread gay radiance And gave us all AIDS again Play the song backwards And you hear the devil laugh Even worse Play it forward and you hear Nickelback Why did we let them start singin' Now they're not leavin' Make it stop Jesus Hitler likes Nickelback They're his favourite band Canada please will you take 'em b**hes back? [Bridge: Chad Kroeger] I love Jesus Christ And I love America I love my redneck fans [Hook] I hate Nickelback I hate Nickelback [Bridge: Chad Kroeger] I ride my eagle Over to Bennigans And hang out with my friends [Chorus] I hate Nickelback I hate Nickelback Oh yeah [Verse 2] p**y music How the f** do you do it? Cowboy boots and a bu*t cut Lookin' stupid They never made it as a band Tryna write music Now how the the hell d'we wind up with these douches? They're real cool among tribal tattoo f*ggots Mom listened to em' Driving you to soccer practice Mom rock Cool moms love a good rock band
Like this soft, sh**ty version of Pearl Jam Why is Nickelback even in the rock section? Can we get these retards a guitar lesson? (c'mon!) Osama loves Nickelback Canada, f** you Sending us f*gs [Bridge: Chad Kroeger] I blowed some guys To get a record deal For me and my whole band [Hook] I hate Nickelback I hate Nickelback [Bridge : Chad Kroeger] I blow more people By nine or ten am Then most guys do all day [Hook] I hate Nickelback I hate Nickelback Oh yeah [Verse 3] Guys named Chad are really really hot I heard he married the queen of punk rock Nuh uh Yuh huh Guys named Chad are really really hip I bet his band gets a lot, a lot of chicks Yuh huh Nuh uh [Bridge: Chad Kroeger] And all your life, I will remember you My one and only friend [Hook] I hate Nickelback I hate Nickelback Oh yeah [Bridge: Chad Kroeger] We'll ride this eagle Down our old avenue We'll make it to the end [Hook] I hate Nickelback I hate Nickelback Oh yeah [Bridge: Chad Kroeger] Let's go to the biker shop I need a Harley To ride around the block [Hook] Nickelback s**s I hate Nickelback [Bridge: Chad Kroeger] Kroeger is where I buy my stuff Hot dogs and some beer We'll have a barbeque [Hook] Nickelback s**s I hate Nickelback Oh yeah