[Part 1 as Rick Grimes]
I was just a f**in' cop
When zombies came for me
But I got practice bustin shots
At unarmed young black teens (ow)
Everyone does, what I f**in' say
Everyone knows, Daryl's f**in' gay
Too bad his brother can't beat off
But that knife hand is sweet
That black guy saved me and he gave me some food
Zombies or no zombies, there goes the neighborhood
And now he shows up with a stick fightin' sk**
A black man that actually refuses to k**
[Hook]
f** a zombie
Huh huh
f** a zombie
Whoo
f** a zombie
Huh huh
f** a zombie
Whoo
f** a zombie
Oh sh**!
Huh huh
f** a zombie
Oh sh**! Zombies!
f** a zombie
Oh sh**!
Huh huh
f** a zombie
Oh sh**! Zombies!
[Part 2 as Tyreese]
I showed up with my little sis
To Atlanta State Prison (home sweet home)
It's the only place we thought to go
'cuz it's the only place we been (that's racist)
The Governor came and we all ran out
Went to Everybody Hates Chris's house
And I got me a little bite (sh**)
They wouldn't k** me off, if I was white
[Part 3 as Michonne]
I'm samurai b**h. Yeah, I'm crazy as f**
Them cannibals thought they could my a** up
Them f*ggot a** hipsters shoulda f**ed with someone else
Before the apocalypse they was Kony 2012
[Hook]
f** a zombie
Huh huh
f** a zombie
Whoo
f** a zombie
Huh huh
f** a zombie
Whoo
f** a zombie
Oh sh**!
Huh huh
f** a zombie
Oh sh**! Zombies!
f** a zombie
Oh sh**!
Huh huh
f** a zombie
Oh sh**! Zombies!
[Part 4 as Glenn]
Oh hello
My name Glenn. I from Korea
I practice zen and pray sharia
I love white girl, she love me too
I use to deliver pizza, chinese food
Now I go get grocery
Zombie get too close to me
You can't f** with me. No siree
b**hes ain't nothin' but hoes to me
My wife is pregnant with a half yellow child (mazel tov)
She like to shoot zombie from up in a tower (pew pew)
The tower fell, I must return to my wife
I'm dead. No wait! Just kidding. I'm alive!
I'm ok, everyone!
[Hook]
f** a zombie
(Hey hey hey)
Huh huh
f** a zombie
You wanna ... You wanna bite on me?
Whoo
f** a zombie
(Hey hey hey)
Huh huh
f** a zombie
Whoo
f** a zombie
Oh sh**!
(Hey hey hey)
Huh huh
f** a zombie
(Hey hey hey)
Oh sh**! Zombies!
f** a zombie
(Hey hey hey)
Oh sh**!
Huh huh
f** a zombie
(Hey hey hey)
Oh sh**! Zombies!
f** a zombie
(Hey hey hey)
Huh huh
f** a zombie
Whoo
f** a zombie
(Hey hey hey)
Huh huh
f** a zombie
Whoo
f** a zombie
Oh sh**!
(Hey hey hey)
Huh huh
f** a zombie
(Hey hey hey)
Oh sh**! Zombies!
f** a zombie
(Hey hey hey)
Oh sh**!
Huh huh
f** a zombie
(Hey hey hey)
Oh sh**! Zombies!