Listen Dear, you caught me,
In a compromising pose.
I thought you'd be gone for longer
When a needy thought arose.
I promise to be more careful,
With the lock upon the door.
I will certainly listen closely,
For footsteps on the floor.
It's not all me, I might add,
For you could keep offence at bay,
By knocking when my door is closed,
Coz I'm reading 50 Shades of Grey!