[Chorus]
It's me Ross, and I'm back again
I never been before, but I'm back again
I ain't been around the world or traveling
I just grabbed a pen and I'm glad I did!
It's me Ross, and I'm back again
I never been before, but I'm back again
I ain't been around the world ...
Listen to what I say
[Verse]
I know you missed me even though you never heard me before
Don't fret or worry and forget being concerned anymore
We may have met, but you probably didn't know it was me
I'll show what I mean
"Here we Go..."
When ur drivin and ur at a stand i'm the guy ur mad at ha
I ride the shoulder flyin by u in a traffic jam
... you ask "why?"
I say "why not?"
"there wasn't a shoulder"
Well, no one's on the sidewalk
Wear a helmet when i'm shoppin with a santa hat on top
Drive a wheelchair and yell and got fanny pack on
Bumpin into shelves i ain't a maniac (naw)
I do it so I can park in the handicap spot
At a party all the drunk people laugh at me (yep)
"haha look at this guy"and I haven't had a drink yet
I'm just a misfit toy a factory defect
...no little bu*ton to magically reset
That u push with a pen i should be put in a pen
For kids to look at me when ever there bad so they keep kept
But if you end up like me you'll be a really cool guy a really really cool guy
Ya, ya I believe that
[Chorus]
It's me Ross, and I'm back again
I never been before, but I'm back again
I ain't been around the world or traveling
I just grabbed a pen and I'm glad I did!
It's me Ross, and I'm back again
I never been before, but I'm back again
I ain't been around the world or traveling
I just grabbed a .did!
[Verse 2]
There's certain views i'm raised with my servitude is amazing
I wanna help the kid so I encourage euthanasia
I promise i'm lying, so my affidavit is obsolete
Which don't make sense, like a rapper saying talk is cheap
Every tire on my car's a spare donut
Took the normal ones off so they don't wear so much
Spares are cheap but there's a thing
Apparently, they'll tear blow or bust from a railroad bump
Quit my daily commitments libertarian vision applied at a local church for the missionary position
Man when I was young my parents wouldn't tell me nothing
I just found out babies come from your belly bu*ton
Girl gave me her number and said give me a ring
I said woah, take it slow let me get on my knee
She said no. I got depressed and tried to k** myself
So I drew mohammed sent it to isis in the mail
Told you i'm the guy that u already know...
Who hops in your boat in a pirate costume and throws
Everything to the ocean floor i go a little overboard
You know me...ehhh on second thought you probably don't
[Chorus]
It's me Ross, and I'm back again
I never been before, but I'm back again
I ain't been around the world or traveling
I just grabbed a pen and I'm glad I did!
It's me Ross, and I'm back again
I never been before, but I'm back again
I ain't been around the world or traveling
Ughhh ugh ugh ugh
[Verse 3]
Mad at my parents cause they raised me like i should
I get in trouble and i can't blame my childhood
The further you come from the more impressive right?
So in bed at night i wish that i was born and left to die
In the middle of africa addicted to crack and d**
I never did myself and before i met demise
I got my legs chewed off brains leaked out my ear
I riddled with gnats and grubs died twice and now i'm here!
There's a side to me that's like screw the whole earth
Hold it in and let it out in acute controlled spurts
To you they're jokes and to me they are too
But it's food, relief, a spoon of air while breathin car fumes
...this cutie walked by and in my mind i'm like "honey bunny"
Regretted not sayin it her hindsight was 20/20
When i die and i'm lowered down in my grave
Shave my head, but leave the front so i go out with a bang
When i die and i'm lowered down in my grave
Shave my head, but leave the front so i go out with a bbb
Go out wit a what
Go out wit a huh?
Shave my head, but leave the front so i go out with a
You heard me a bang
Bang bang bang
Go out wit a what
Bang go out wit a bang
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
I'ma poet and didn't even realize I was one