[Verse 1: Chris Trott]
I am walking down the street
Got a smile on my face and some sh** in my teeth
[Verse 2: Ross Hornby]
Oh my god
Look at that elf
He clearly doesn't care about his personal health
[Verse 3: Chris Trott]
Hey! You twat
Stop looking at me
I'll sh** in your face
And piss in your tea
[Verse 4: Ross Hornby]
Oh, oh mate
I don't mean it like that
[Verse 5: Chris Trott]
Well shut the f** up
Get out of me you twat!
[Chorus: Alex Smith]
I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself
'Cuz I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself
[Bridge: Ross Hornby]
Pleasure Elf
Ple-Pleasure Elf
Pleasure Elf
Ple-Pleasure Elf
(Pleasure Elf)
Pleasure Elf
Ple-Pleasure Elf
(Pleasure Elf)
Pleasure Elf
Ple-Pleasure Elf
[Chorus: Alex Smith]
I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself
'Cuz I don't need no girls
I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf
I can just touch myself
I can just touch myself