Wallet, Wallet, don't forget your wallet..... There's this girl they call her Teresa Subtle man... Way outa town, livin' on a bubble There are Two things that she don't know, which way to her home and how far did she go. Then there's this girl they call her fancy Nancy. She's a good dancer but gets a little prancy. About the time that you get in a groove. Nancy gets antsy and she's horsin' on another move. I met these girls down on main. They were doin' a do, just walkin' in the rain. I'm tired of losin', I think I wanna win. Somebody get me to the Stagger Inn.... Again. I'm purrin' like a little percolator. I'm moin' like I want to motivate her. I'm on fire (let's) talk about it later... Get me to the Stagger, I'm ready to Drop and Roll.
Drop and Roll.... inst. No, no, no don't go..... I said slow.... slow. There's this girl they call her choosen' Susan. A good girl but she likes to go Boozin' About the time Tim's makin' last call Suzy gets woozy and she ain't so choozy after all. I met these girls down on main. They were doin' a do, just a walkin' in the rain. I'm tired of losin', I think I wanna win. Somebody get me to the Stagger Inn.... Again. I'm purrin' like a little percolator. I'm moin' like I want to motivate her. I'm on fire let's talk about it later... Get me to the Stagger, I'm ready to Drop and Roll. Drop and Roll.... inst. Wallet, Wallet, don't forget your wallet..... Wallet, Wallet, don't forget your wallet.....