Oh baby, I really hate to call you baby
I'd rather call you by your first name
Actually, I'd rather not talk to you at all
Oh baby, I'd rather be with Hermione
You're pretty jealous of her, aren't you?
Well actually, I don't care if you mind, because
Lavender Brown, you're going down
You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter
I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown
Hermione's great and the problem's you're not her
Oh baby, I know you're pretty fun to snog
But only snogging's kind of boring
And I'm sort of worried that you'll give me an STD
Oh baby, I hate the way you call me "Won-Won"
And that lame necklace you gave me
I'll be happier when you are gone, because
Lavender Brown, you're going down
You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter
I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown
Hermione's great and the problem's you're not her
So stop following me, stop giving me hickies
I'm sick of your face, and I'm not taking the mickey, 'cause
Lavender Brown, you're going down
You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter
I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown
Hermione's great, don't forget that you're not her