(feat. Andy Biersack)
I got an insane posse we ain't clowns though
I ain't a juggalo, but I always f**ing juggle hoes
And maybe it’s in my nature but I never wanna date her
She's like a shot of vodka 'cause I always gotta chase her
What's the f**ing problem with a one night stand?
I'm never gonna settle down you need to understand
And let me keep it simple I'm officially single
And I won't miss you here’s a tissue
I got issues believe me
And I always see my mommy in every woman I meet
But I hate my f**ing mother motherf**er it's weak
So please believe me I'm a needy insecure f**ing freak
And it ain't as easy or as dreamy you thought it would be
Took her out dinner, went and tried to kiss her
Open up my eyes the f**ing b**h was checking twitter
Ladies, I ain't trying to be rude, but I’ll never date a b**h who instagrams her f**ing food
Oh, I lost my f**ing mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an a**hole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an a**hole baby
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole
(I'm an a**hole baby)
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole baby
Check up in the scene in mid-2006
I was automatically labeled as a god damn prick
I go to prison and get out and I'm back at it (hi guys)
I ain't afraid to go back better watch that lip
But the music nowadays always sound the same
But it's pretty f**ing lame with you f**ing lames claim
To be real music and you got to feel stupid
To be still choosing to abuse the privilege and you still use it
Lately all you bands do the same damn sh**
Same break down snare kicking lame a** riff
And everybody still f**ing the same lame damn b**h
That comes to every show, showing her fake a** tits
But not me, I'm on a whole other planet
And I'll be damned if I sit back and let this f**ing sh** happen
I'm an a**a**in, with that music and fashion
When I cash out no backtracks I stack racks I cashed in
Oh, I lost my f**ing mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an a**hole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an a**hole baby
Alright, everybody on the f**ing ground right now,
Andy, here (alright)
You all are going to f**ing die
f** you, f** your tweets, f** everything about you
Social media my f**ing a**
[Gun shots/laughing]
I'm an a**hole baby
Last but not least I want to thank my fans
The best damn fanbase a band could have
And to show appreciation for how grateful I am
Here's a mic stand sure take it home to your dad
I got arrested for a crime that I didn’t commit
And I never beat my girlfriend, she's a god damn b**h man
The truth is that she was pissed, I broke it off
So what she did was calculate a plan to hurt me any chance she could get (damn)
f** it, her plot didn’t work the jig is up and everybody knows whose berserk
All you tough guys, and wise guys, gangsters on that Wi-Fi
Are b**hes in real life and in real life I will fight
Just because I rock the skinny jeans and a belt don’t mean sh** motherf**er
I will knock your a** out for real
'Cause I'm pissed off, I’ll piss on anybody
'Cause I spit raw, I split yalls I'm hip hop
I’ll Nicholas cage your face off
Oh, I lost my f**ing mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can’t stand myself
I'm an a**hole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can’t stand myself
'Cause I'm an a**hole baby
Oh, I lost my f**ing mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can’t stand myself
I'm an a**hole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can’t stand myself
'Cause I'm an a**hole baby
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole
(I'm an a**hole baby)
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole
I'm an a**hole baby
Welcome to the f**ing mixtape
2014 and beyond
Me, Ronnie Radke and a whole bunch of other crazy motherf**ers
(Andy Biersack)
You don’t like it go f** yourself (hahahahaha)
Now, kids, it’s just a f**ing joke
Relax