There ain't no bar on the edge o' town
Ain't no guitar with a lonely sound
There ain't no band playin' that song
About some girl that's been gone too long
There ain't no trucks in Texas
Ain't no football in the South
Ain't no Bourbon in Kentucky
And I ain't drinkin' me some now
Ain't no stars in California
Memphis never had the blues
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas
And I ain't missin' you
There ain't no phone sittin' by my drink
I don't hope it's you every time it rings
I don't care where you are
I don't wish you'd turn around that car
I don't call your friends, I don't wanna know
I don't regret lettin' you go
And there ain't no trucks in Texas
Ain't no football in the South
Ain't no Bourbon in Kentucky
I ain't drinkin' me some now
Ain't no stars in California
Memphis never had the blues
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas
And I ain't missin' you
They don't get high in Colorado
Or party down in New Orleans
Ain't no losers out in Vegas
Ain't no Jack in Tennessee
I ain't had me one too many
And if you believe that's true
Oh, there ain't no trucks in Texas
And I ain't missin' you
I ain't missing you
I ain't missing you