I am the evil babysh**ter parents please beware,
Your baby will inhale my sh** I-don't-care !!!
Squat in the f**ing cradle with my pants down,
My hairy an*s on its mouth little baby drown!
All hail for the babysh**ter !!!
The first an*l cigar is now filling tiny lungs,
There comes some ga** now s** my a** with your tiny tongue !!!
The baby looks pathetic, with its mask of sh**,
It makes me furious so I-get-rid-of-it !!!
f**!
You!
Kid!