(The best laid plans of love and support can backfire...) I remember fondly the days when we first met You were shy and awkward, afraid of life and yet You were enchanting and so cute Your innocence was charming as was your naivete But now it seems you've learned the ropes and much to my dismay You have become much more astute And I'm afraid I've made a big mistake By giving you the confidence to get you on your feet Now you are so self-a**ured It borders on conceit Oh it seems I've made a monster out of you You were terrified of people when I knew you long ago You'd never go to parties, you'd rather stay at home And be with just the two of us But still I tried to push you to come out of your shell I didn't ask you to forget me darlin' but I might as well Have said to leave me in your dust And I'm afraid I've made a big mistake By teaching you the social sk**s you previously lacked
Now your popularity's An undisputed fact Oh it seems I've made a monster out of you Oh why, why, why did I encourage your individuality? You were perfectly content to live in co-dependency You used to lean on me for strength I gladly gave you my support But now you've fallen out of love And all my dreams have fallen short I thought perhaps together we both could be secure But now I am the frightened one and you're not even sure That you still want to be with me Now you can't stop your flirting almost everywhere we go All the men are fawning and you just can't say "no" To every handsome face you see And I'm afraid I've made a big mistake By giving you the love that you've so often been denied Now my love is not enough To keep you satisfied Oh it seems I've made a monster out of you