Rodney Carrington - Morning Wood lyrics

Moooooooorning Woood Yeeehhhaaaa!!!! Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood My wife wakes up and looks my way Kids run in and ruin my day Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He's a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee All Slumped over tryin to avoid the seat I raised up and still the same So on the wall I wrote my name Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He's a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess I can tell right away she's not impressed

I clean it all up and I start to cry It won't go down and I don't know why Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He's a man who really loves his morning Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood Well I got to go to work and theres still no change I'm thinking by now theres something strange Still feels good and it really don't hurt So all I do is un-tuck my shirt Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood He's a man who really loves his morning woooood He's a man who really loves his morning woooood He's a man who really loves his morning woooood YeeeeeHaaaa!! Rodney your not going to work like that are you Honey I'm taking the convertible yaahaa!