Alright yall, Whenever i go WEHOO! I want yall to say sing you ba*tard WEHOO! (crowd)Sing you ba*tard She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through(beep, beep), wreked like a trashcan dumpster that would k** you, she drove a 1973 Chevy Blazer, and her legs and her armpits never seen a razor, she had curlers in her hair, window rolled down had a dip of snuff spit on the ground, drunk as I was that woman looked good to me oh yeah! WEHOO! (Crowd & Rodney)Sing you ba*tard Now I got This Burnin' sensation when I pee,
when i'm standin' in a public bathroom, people stop take a look at me, everybody, I've got this burnin' sensation when I pee, come on now let's hold hands and sing it, come on, grab your partner's hands look real lovingly in their eyes and sing it like this, I got this burnin' sensation when I pee, o hey hey I got a damn good feelin' your the one who gave it to me, I got creepy clawly crabs crawlin' all over me, them itchy little ba*tards you just can't get 'em to leave,