i've tried blondes and tried brunettes
i've tried beer and cigarettes
i've even spent the night in jail
a time or two
but the best thing in the world
is when i dress up like a girl
spend the night in the arms of a man who understands
'cause men don't b**h
every twenty-eight day
men don't mind
if you show-up late
and men don't complain
about what you wear
all i really need
is a man who cares