I sat beside a man from Hollywood, California on a plane
He said he had rich and famous friends, he liked droppin' names
I said 'Howdy do, that's good for you, I dig a lot of those actors,
But son you ain't got a thing on me, see I got friends with tractors'
They'll grow your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out then fix the road
They're good at slowin' speeders down
When they pa** through from out of town
I live out in the country
Happily ever after
I got everything I need
'Cause I got friends with tractors
Come Friday night we hit the woods
Go boggin' in our trucks
It's just about a guarantee
Some good ol' boy gets stuck
Where I come from you can bet your buck
A mud hole ain't a factor
I'll sink mine to the floorboards
'Cause I got friends with tractors
They'll grow your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out then fix the road
They're good at slowin' speeders down
When they pa** through from out of town
I live out in the country
Happily ever after
I got everything I need
'Cause I got friends with tractors
Yee haw!
I been to fancy five star restaurants
And I left there barely fed
They charged me for the water
The bu*ter and the bread
That gourmet meal looked more to me
Like fish bait on a cracker
But I'll stay fat and happy
'Cause I got friends with tractors
They'll grow your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out then fix the road
They're good at slowin' speeders down
When they pa** through from out of town
We live out in the country
Happily ever after
I got everything I need
'Cause I got friends with tractors
Yeah I got everything I need
'Cause I got friends with tractor-r-r-rs
Yee haw!
Yeah, man, talkin' 'bout
Internationals, and John Deeres
Ma**ey-Fergusons, whatever you got
We don't discriminate
Front end loaders, bushalls, post hole diggers
Need 'em, gotta have 'em
I believe I do know one actor
Is Larry The Cable Guy an actor?