I got a call from my best friend this evening
He said he wasn't going out with us guys on Friday night
Yeah he was gonna change
For his new-found flame
To keep her satisfied
I just laughed and said 'Hey man
Well go ahead and try'
'Cause I gave up smokin',
Women and drinkin' last night
And it was the worst
15 minutes of my life
Now I've heard it said
That too much fun'll k** you
And I'll be the first to tell you
That I don't wanna die
Too many twelve-ounce curls, pretty girls
And parties ain't advised
Well take it from me
Don't believe all that hype
'Cause I gave up smokin',
Women and drinkin' last night
And it was the worst
15 minutes of my life
That's right
You can get hit by a truck tomorrow
So you might as well raise a little hell tonight
'Cause I gave up smokin',
Women and drinkin' last night
And it was the worst
15 minutes of my life
Man it was the worst
15 minutes of my life
That's right