My doll is as dainty as a sparrow
Her figure is something to applaud
Where she's narrow, she's narrow as an arrow
And she's broad, where a broad
Should be broad...
A hundred-and-one, pounds of fun
That's my little Honey Bun
Get a load of Honey Bun tonight...
I'm speaking of my sweetie pie
Only 60 inches high
Every inch is packed with dynamite...
Her hair is blond and curly
Her curls hurly-burly
Her lips are pips
I call her hips "Twirly" and "Whirly"
She's my baby, I'm her pap
I'm her b**by, she's my trap
I am caught and I don't want to run
'Cause I'm having so much fun with Honey Bun
Believe me sonny
She's a cookie who can cook you till your done
Ain't being funny
Sonny put your money
On my Honey Bun