I don't care if it rains of freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark 'cause it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far
Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
And sitting on a, a pedestal of Abalone shell
Drivin' at ninety, I ain't scary
'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to hell
Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestones
And sitting on a, a pedestal of Abalone shell
Drivin' at ninety, I ain't scary
'Cause I've got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to hell