Don't mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Now you can have the other woman
But don't mess with my toot toot
Well, she was born in a birth suit
The doctor slapped her behind
He said, 'You're gonna be special
You sweet little toot toot
Now you can look as much
But if you much as touch
You're gonna have yourself a case
I'm gonna break your face
Don't you mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Now, you can have the other woman
But don't mess with my toot toot
Fais pas ça
Fais pas ça
Don't mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Now, you can have the other woman
But don't mess with my toot toot
Now she look good in her bikini suit
I'm .... dream she's fine
Oh she's my own, she's special
She's my own, she's mine
I'm the accordion man, from the bayou land
Started the toot toot train
I'm the toot toot man
Don't you mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Now you can sing my song
But don't mess with my toot toot
Fais pas ça
Fais pas ça
Don't mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Now you can have the other women
But don't mess with my toot toot
Well, she was born in a birth suit
The doctor slapped her behind
He said, 'You're gonna be special
You sweet little toot toot
Now you can look as much
But if you much as touch
You're gonna have yourself a case
I'm gonna break your face
Don't you mess with my toot toot
Don't mess with my toot toot
Now, you can have the other woman
But don't mess with my toot toot
Fais pas ça
Fais pas ça