You ain't nothn but a hound dog, cryin all the time You ain't nothn but a hound dog, cryin all the time. Well you ain't never caught a rabbit, You ain't no friend of mine. Well you said you were high cla**, that was just a lie Well you said you were high cla**, that was just a lie Well you ain't never caught a rabbit, You ain't no friend of mine. I say YEAH! Dalmatian, Doberman, Chihuahuahuahuahua, Boxer, scotty, beagle, collie, poodly-doodly, doodly-doo, A husky, no, no, you ain't no pekinese!
Good dog, bad dog, up girl, down boy! Sit girl, roll over on the ground boy! Doggy style heel on your knees, boy! Chow chow Lorne Greene sees your fleas, boy! Hey Mr. Canine, hop that gravy train line! You're like Snoopy, you're like Goofy, You're like Astro, you're like Pluto. I said you're like Scooby-Doo, and Marmaduke, And Rin Tin Tin, and Toto-too, You're like La**ie, Checkers and Huckleberry Hound! Repeat Well you ain't never caught a rabbit, You ain't no friend of mine. Oh yeah!