Do you believe in the Holy Grail?
Tell me about your d**
Do you know anyone in jail?
Tell me about your d**
Do you wake up on somebody's floor?
Tell me about your d**
And you just can't take it anymore?
Tell me about your d**
Ah, we all get hit by forces that we just don't understand
Do you believe in the Holy Ghost?
Tell me about your d**
Do you like the things that hurt you most?
Tell me about your d**
Do you wish you were somebody else?
Tell me about your d**
But you wake up and you're still yourself
Talkin' about your d**
Ah, we get messed up by forces that we just don't understand
Well, now tell me about your d**, come on(Bop bop shoo bop, a-wop bop shoo bop)
Why don't you tell me about your d**?
I'd love to know more about your d**
Why don't you get intimate about your d**
Why don't you call me up and go on for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours about your d**
Tell me Morris
Do you believe in the endless sleep?
Tell me about your d**
Do you believe in human sheep?
Tell me about your d**
WIth their curly little whirly tails?
Tell me about your d**
So they hang themselves when all else fails
And they're thinkin' about their d**