[Pharaoh]
Here we will build the great pyramid, an everlasting testament to my extreme awesomeness.
[Slaves and servant]
Yes, pharaoh.
[Servant]
But sir, what will we use for raw materials?
Pharaoh points to a box saying LEGO Egyptian pyramid
[Pharaoh]
Uh...Duh!
Scene cuts to two slaves fanning the Pharaoh
[Servant]
Your majesty, we've ran out of brown bricks!
[Pharaoh]
It's all good in the hood baby, just use yellow bricks.
[Servant]
Uh...running low on yellow, but there's lots of blue.
[Pharaoh]
No stress.
Scene cuts to the pharaoh reading a newspaper
[Servant]
Your majesty, we kinda skipped step eighteen and now it's too late to go back.
[Pharaoh]
Oh...come on!
[Servant]
Everything's sorta leaning to the right, hope that's cool.
[Pharaoh]
Ay!
Scene cuts to the pharaoh about to eat a sandwich
[Pharaoh]
Yes?
[Servant]
Um, some of the slaves got into the space legos, and added some satellite dishes and a big grappling arm to the left side of the pyramid.
[Pharaoh]
Ah, whip them! Whip the piss right out of them!
[Servant]
Uh...yes sir.
[Pharaoh]
Talking quietly to himself
Although that does sound kinda kick a**.
Scene cuts to outside the tent, the pharaoh is heard snoring
[Servant]
Your majesty, we are officially out of legos. Lots of DUPLO blocks-
[Pharaoh]
DUPLO?! I'll DUPLO you in the nutbag! Get out!!!!
Scene cuts to the pharaoh with a blindfold on
[Servant]
Ready for the big unveiling?
[Pharaoh]
Excitedly
Show me, show me!!!
The servant takes off the pharaoh's blindfold
[Slaves and servant]
TA-DA!!!!!!
Pharaoh looks down into a hole
[Pharaoh]
What's this?
The servant and a slave push the pharaoh into the hole, the other two slaves bury him in
[Slave]
Your grave mother f**er!!
[Slaves and servant]
Yaaaaay!!!
[Servant]
Take that Tutan...Hyman! Now, I here by declare the funky space pyramid of the people open for business!
[Slaves]
HOORAAAAY!!!!!!!
Scene shows a pyramid with a grappling arm and satellite dishes