Promoter introduces Admiral Ackbar to candidate
Advertising promoter: Okay kid, Mr. Ackbar here is ready to take this ad campaign coast to coast. What have you come up with?
Mos Eisley Cantina band alien:
Ackbar's fishsticks from the sea
They cook so tender and flaky
Whip some up for you and me
To pa** them up is a big mistake-y
Yeah!
Admiral Ackbar: (Looking unimpressed) Big mistakey?
Mos Eisley Cantina band alien: Reports back to fellow band members looking disappointed It's a no guys