[Intro] Jordan: I hate when they do that. When you know they hate you. Hi, Brittany! Brittany: Hey, Jor! Jordan: Oh, my gosh. Hey Caitlin, I have to tell you something Caitlin: What? Jordan: I heard Conner was at the movies with Brittany Caitlin: No way. Who'd you hear that from? Jordan: I heard it from Brian who heard it from Kip who heard it from Sarah who got it from Brittany Caitlin: Wait, so Brittany told Sarah who told Kip who told Brian who told you? Jordan: Yeah, there's the bell. I'll talk to you later Jordan: I'm ready [Verse 1] Jenny called me up and said she likes Johnny But yesterday Johnny said, "Yo, I like Bonnie." Bonnie likes Jonathan, who's still missing me Even though we all know he likes Tiffany Vicky called me on a three way with Cici And she told me Anthony likes Rissi Allie's got another thing for Jeffery Which really bugs me cause she knew that he left me Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh [Chorus] Who likes who Every day it's someone new The halls are filled with voices whispering Who likes who Doesn't matter if the rumor's true
All the fun is in the mystery... to me Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh [Verse 2] I saw Conner at the movies with Brittany When he should've been there with Whitney So tonight I'm gonna hit up Steven And let him know, Brittney's cheating I was on Myspace when Keegan dropped in And he told me everybody's still talking Stacy and Evan are together This gossip goes on forever (Phew! You're telling me!) Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh [Chorus] Who likes who Every day it's someone new The halls are filled with voices whispering Who likes who Doesn't matter if the rumor's true All the fun is in the mystery... to me Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh [Bridge] He likes you and she likes him You can call it a game that everybody wins Moochi likes Chachi Sarah likes Wit And Kip likes Lafawndah And Jimmy likes... Skip? Oops! [Chorus] Who likes who Every day it's someone new The halls are filled with voices whispering Who likes who Doesn't matter if the rumor's true All the fun is in the mystery... to me Ho-oh-oh-oh-oh