[Verse 1] *Ahem* Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii I am the Great Mighty Poo And I'm going to throw my sh** at you! A huge supply of tish Comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat you little twat? [Verse 2] Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek you're in Sweet corn is the only thing That makes it through my rear How do you think I keep this lovely grin? *ting* Spoken: Have some more caviar [Verse 3]
Now I'm really getting rather mad You're like an n**ly, tiggly, sh**ty, little, tag nut! When I've knocked you out with all my bab I'm going to take your head and ram it up my bu*t! Conker: Your bu*t? GMP: My bu*t! Conker: Your bu*t!? GMP: That's right my bu*t! Conker: Urgh GMP: My bu*t! Conker: Eww! GMP: My buuuuuutt! [Verse 4] [each line is carried one pitch higher] Ahhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!