Townspeople: Oh, there's nothing halfway About the Iowa way to treat you When we treat you Which we may not do at all There's an Iowa kind of special Chip-on-the-shoulder attitude We've never been without That we recall We can be cold As a falling thermometer in December If you ask about our weather in July And we're so by God stubborn We could stand touchin' noses For a week at a time And never see eye-to-eye But what the heck, you're welcome Join us at the picnic You can eat your fill Of all the food you bring yourself You really ought to give Iowa a try Provided you are contrary
We can be cold As our falling thermometer in December If you ask about our weather in July And we're so by God stubborn We can stand touchin' noses For a week at a time And never see eye-to-eye But we'll give you our shirt And a back to go with it If your crop should happen to die Farmer: So, what the heck, you're welcome Glad to have you with us Farmer and Wife: Even though we may not ever mention it again Townspeople: You really ought to give Iowa Hawkeye Iowa Dubuque, Des Moines Davenport, Marshalltown Mason City, Keokuk, Ames Clear Lake Ought to give Iowa a try!