Tell me milk cow—what on earth is wrong with you?
Milk cow—what on earth is wrong with you?
Now you had a little new calf and your milk is turnin' blue
Now your calf is hungry—I believe he needs a s**
Now your calf is hungry—I believe he needs a s**
But your milk is turnin' blue—I believe he's outta luck
Now I feel like milkin' him…my cow won't come
I feel like churnin' and my milk won't turn
I'm cryin' please, please don't do me wrong
If you see my milk cow, baby now, please drive her home
My milk cow been ramblin' for miles around
My milk cow been ramblin' for miles around
Well, now, can you s** on some other man's bull cow
In this strange man's town…