I'm going with a meanie man
He really gets me down
Love songs? Well, they lied to me
And dreamt von Walther
I said, "I love you"
Protestation
You responded
Expostulation
I came to visit
Procession
You expressed your interest
Demolition
You said, "I'm sorry"
Apologician
I said, "That's fine"
Absolution
I'm going with a meanie man
Love songs told me lies
They promised me I'd fly away
Fly away, my arse!
You are my heart's desire
Lamentation
My heart's on fire
Cardiac incineration
I have no pa**ion
No pa**ion at all
Only the cold flow of rationality
If I showed the pa**ion of which I have none
I would be unfashionable
Therefore I'm pa**ionless
But purporting I enamour
Of having fashion without pa**ion
I'd become pa**ionate
You'd steal me away!
You'd just steal me away...
Here I sit waiting to be unseated by pa**ion