A flower lady's daughter
As sweet as holy water
Said: "I'm the school reporter
Please teach me," well I taught her
Two-fingered levi'd sister
Said, "Peace," I stopped I kissed her
Said, "I'm a male resister,"
I smiled and just unzipped her
High diving Chinese trender
Black hair and black suspender
Said, "Please me no surrender
Just love to feel your Fender."
[Chorus]
All of you know that the girls of the road
Are like apples we stole in our youth
All of you know that the girls of the road
Been around and are versed in the truth
Stone-headed Frisco spacer
Ate all the meat I gave her
Said would I like to taste hers
And even craved the flavour
"Like marron-glaced fish bones
Oh lady hit the road!"
[Chorus]
All of you know that the girls of the road
Are like apples we stole in our youth
All of you know that the girls of the road
Been around and are versed in the truth