My wife took all the money, left me for a cop. And I don't know nobody in this coffee shop. I'm starin' at the menu board, waitin' in a line, With ten bucks on my Starbucks card and one thing on my mind Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know. Do I need a pa**word to log in when I go? And does Jesus have a website to send in my e-mail? Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell? I order mocha latte ginger jasmine tea. The pretty little cashier girl looks up and smiles at me; She says "it is an honor", she knows who I am, Her grandpa plays the guitar and he's my biggest fan. Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know.
Do I need a pa**word to log in when I go? And does Jesus have a website to send in my e-mail? Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell? I'm cosmically connected, spiritually aware. They say I'm apathetic, but I don't really care. Pathetically reflective, feeling over-matched, I wanna meet my maker with no wires attached. Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know. Do I need a pa**word to log in when I go? Tell me will Jesus answer my e-mail? Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell? Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?