I don't care what you say I never liked you anyway Wouldn't give you the time of day If I had time to spend Your malicious and downright cruel Superstitious, so uncool Best wishes, you loudmouth fool I hope I never see you again And you're a regular jack-in-the-box In your clown suit and your Goldilocks The original liar's paradox You'll have to Google that How in the hell do you think you'll make it When the real test comes and you just can't fake it Your sycophants say they can't take it And leave you lying flat Well, you started out in the wild wild west Your ten star pen to your bullet proof vest I must say we were all impressed But not as much as you But your horse is drunk and your friends got tired
Your aim grew weak and uninspired You robbed the train but your gun misfired Blew a hole right through your shoe Yeah, you're a regular jack-in-the-box In your clown suit and you Goldilocks All do that up in your cowboy crocs Singing the same old song How in the hell do you think you'll make it When the real test comes and you just can't fake it Your sycophants say they can't take it And leave you on your own Now you only rant and rave Piss and moan and misbehave You lost your grip on the flag you wave But you wave it right or wrong There's still time to make amends Maybe win back some of your old friends Real cowboys say the party never ends And the road goes on and on, and on And on and on and on and on