As Tam the chapman on a day, Wi'd**h forgather'd by the way, Weel pleas'd, he greets a wight so famous, And d**h was nae less pleas'd wi' Thomas, Wha cheerfully lays down his pack, And there blaws up a hearty crack:
His social, friendly, honest heart Sae tickled d**h, they could na part; Sae, after viewing knives and garters, d**h taks him hame to gie him quarters.