Well that Brits night was so f**ing boring
Past the days of yes, yes, Charlene
Coke in the bogs till seven in the morning
Look the wrong way and we end up brawling
When I had a bit of beef with you know who
And I f**ed a few female stars or two
Nearly everything I said I'd end getting screwed
Spitting at the paps, looking rude in the news
Oh yes, you're still rocking with the best
Second person in my year to have touched a breast
I'm nearly forty now and I'm still impressed
Here's the midlife crisis I guess
Oh, I recall taking in the wonder of it all
I'm still looking for an answer through the looking gra**
Still not concentrating at the back of the cla**
No thanks, Sir, this one's for you
It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
So f**ing dull and professional and timid
To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer
I still want to get laid by you, right
Now I know I've got fat, but make no mistake
Every million that I make they bake me a cake
So I've got plenty, a hundred and twenty
Wear clothes of tweed like Amanda Gentry
I still want to get you naked
I'll see you in the summer, so glad you could make it
I'll be that mega white thing, fast as lightning
A Knebworth shape but twice as frightening
If they can't be bothered then I promise you this
If they won't entertain you then I'll do my f**ing best
Still looking for an answer through the looking gra**
Still not concentrating at the back of the cla**
No thanks, Sir, this one's for you
It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
So f**ing corporate and professional and timid
To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer
I still want to get laid by you
Would you let me lay you down right here?
Would you let me live?
Still looking for an answer through the looking gra**
Still not concentrating at the back of the cla**
No thanks, Sir, this one's for you
It's like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
So f**ing dull and professional and timid
To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer
I'm still looking for an answer through the looking gra**
Still not concentrating at the back of the cla**
No thanks, Sir, this one's for you
Its like a VD clinic: only pricks are in it
So f**ing corporate and professional and timid
To be frank, Sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer