Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for liable
It's suing season,
And I am broke
Buy me some happy
Find me some pa**ion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote
Cla**y or flashy
At home with La**ie
They all walk past me,
I wouldn't know.
Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke.
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how its wrote.
And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
And I want it now.
Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote.
Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
You get the dagger out of the cloak.
I can't change how it's wrote.