This is the story of a one-eyed wolf
Called the honey of superdoom
She rode her five-legged beast in a mirrored bikini
Right out of the womb
The chased each other with steam and knives
Screaming "Oil is in my veins"
And then she grabbed a big ol' pipe
And smoked up some fine old monkey brains
Get on it
Now some say that one-eyed wolf
Owned a midget who was almost ten feet tall
He spray painted "U.F.O.s are real"
In the rubble of the Berlin Wall
So finally on that fateful day
They went looking for Superman
Singing "I'm gonna get my 20 bucks
And vacation in Japan"
Look out
Well everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody's
f**ing in a U.F.O
Well everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody's
f**ing in a U.F.O
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Now every night this wolf comes a peeping
Through filthy glory holes
He pounding on a rubber bat
And a big ol' jelly roll
I said look to the skies
I think I saw a spaceship ready to feast
But all they had was jizz on the walls
And the bones of a mangled priest
Look out
Now baby doll what do you say
When the spaceman comes to town?
I think he's got a one-track mind
And he likes to boogie down
So in the end all that she did
Was murder metropolis
And show us a big "f** the world"
Carved right into her chest
Look out
Well everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody's
f**ing in a U.F.O
Well everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody's
f**ing in a U.F.O
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